diced pineapple

thefriendofcats:

adult-tree:

crying

what a fun hot hipstery time for you

skeptikhaleesi:

Some interesting info: This is very reminiscent of the Baby X experiments, in which it was discovered that people reacted differently to a baby’s behavior depending on whether or not they believed the baby to be male or female. People were asked to watch a video of a baby reacting to a startling image (a Jack-in-the-box popping up), and describe the baby’s emotional state. When people believed the baby to be female, they described the baby as being scared and upset; when they thought the baby was male, they perceived the baby to be angry. This was very telling, as it showed that literally identical behavior could be construed differently based on the perceived gender of the subject.

More texts from my mom at the mall:

Now I understand why u don’t like malls

And why is there a train?

I might throw myself in front of the train

Do u need new underwear? I can see if gap has sale

It would give me a reason to live

Ugh

I am thirsty now. But don’t want to buy water.

Aaaaaaall aboard.

My mom is apparently so bored at the mall that she sent me the following text:

Want to kick people.

Can I watch this forever?

you guise dont know how much i love this

this is amazing

it brings me chills
wait, that’s just my ceiling fan.

this will always be one of my fav post on tumblr

I love rain so much i just want it to start pouring omg

i love this

I never really update my FB, but most people I know that need to know things about me follow me on Tumblr.

So: FYI, I’m not coming home this summer…if you want to see me you can Skype me or come to New York.

BUT I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A WONDERFUL SUMMER WHEREVER IT TAKES YOU.

(hopefully maybe it takes some of you here and I can buy you 1 dollar pork buns and we can see watch the sunset over battery park and other romantic things)